Lindsay Lohan Suffers TKO After Failed Kidnap Attempt
Lindsay Lohan was wandering the streets of Russia and harassed a homeless family ranting at the mother in broken Arabic – but Lindsay didn’t realize that most refugee families from Arab countries currently holed up in Russia, haven’t seen Mean Girls.
Lindsay Lohan followed a family, at night, tried to kidnap the 2 children, got decked by their mom, and then cried about how scared she was. All documented on a video SHE was livestreaming.
You can't make this shit up.
— Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) September 29, 2018
Lindsay Lohan posted a video on Instagram where she tried to kidnap refugee children, spoke to them in a fake Arabic accent, called the mom a human trafficker, yelled “don’t fuck with Pakistan,” got punched by the mom, and most people will forget about it within a week.
— Jeremy McLellan (@JeremyMcLellan) September 29, 2018
Lindsay Lohan gets punched in the face after she tries to grab a stranger’s child on the street. pic.twitter.com/2zorZixzBU
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) September 29, 2018
Lindsay Lohan is wandering alone in Russia speaking in a fake Arabic accent and attempting to kidnap children.
Ok back to your regular life.
— ILLY #Antigravity (@iLLvibeMusic) September 29, 2018
Lindsay Lohan is now the combing the streets of Paris planning actual child abductions in real time and you’re going to tell me you think I have time to watch This is Us??
— Ryan Houlihan (@RyanHoulihan) September 29, 2018
Lindsay Lohan is like Lindsey Graham only less feminine.
— John Melendez (@stutteringjohnm) September 29, 2018
Just watched a video of Lindsay Lohan speaking in an Arabian accent while attempting to kidnap a boy in Russia and subsequently getting punched in the face by his mom
Just some standard 2018 stuff
— Jacob Shaw (@jakesaysyousuck) September 29, 2018