McDonald’s At The Vatican Is Ultimate ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ 🍔 ⛪️
⛪️ The Vatican’s adding to their $8 billion in assets as God’s Land Lord will collect $31k in monthly rent from Saint Ronald McDonald.
✞ Pope Francis has tripled tourism to the Vatican & visitors only need to walk 130 steps after praying to reach the holiest of Golden Arches. 🍟
🍔 Hamburger lovers at the Vatican will take a cue from their hot dog counterpart, 🌭 Hebrew National , which has always answered to a higher power. 🙏🏼