Stormy Daniels’ memoir ‘Full Disclosure’ details personal stories of horror along with the gory, visual details of her alleged one night stand with Donald Trump, which sounds like she was ‘shrooming – but without the drugs.

“It has a huge mushroom head… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart… It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had…" – @StormyDaniels about Trump's dick.?https://t.co/Z4fGh6Kcj7

— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) September 18, 2018

In book Full Disclosure #StormyDaniels goes into the nutty gritty detail of Donald Trump’s genitalia. Why? She hates being called a liar.

— Sara Sidner (@sarasidnerCNN) September 18, 2018

Stormy Daniels’ comments about the president’s penis have cast quite a cloud lately over his mood. You might even describe it as a “mushroom cloud.”

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) September 19, 2018

In an ideal world, Trumps mushroom shaped dick would be hauled in front of a senate committee.

— Christian O'Connell (@OC) September 19, 2018

What are the odds that Trump tweets a dick pic in an attempt to refute #StormyDaniels claim that he’s got… an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie Super Mario mushroom peenie.

Wait for it…
Wait for it… pic.twitter.com/oRhOIaFFEV

— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) September 19, 2018

Calling this now: Trump’s mushroom dick is gonna be a big Halloween costume this year.

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) September 18, 2018

. @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/ywZbyKdp0X

— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) September 18, 2018

The most surprising thing about #StormyDaniels saying Trump's dick looks like the mushroom from #MarioKart is that he hasn't tweeted a response about it yet telling us all how perfect it is. It's like I don't even know him anymore.

— Jubal Flagg (@JubalFlagg) September 18, 2018

Im reading a copy of “Full Disclosure” @StormyDaniels tell all book. In it she describes being raped repeatedly by a neighbor at 9 years old so her friend didn’t have to endure it.

— Sara Sidner (@sarasidnerCNN) September 18, 2018

The most important thing about @stormydaniels book is not the description of her sex with Mr. Trump. It is instead her description of her life and role as a modern woman unafraid to speak truth to power. I am proud to call her my client and my friend.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) September 18, 2018

Ugh. All I can say about Stormy Daniels’ new book is, cancel my mushroom risotto.

— Joy Behar (@JoyVBehar) September 19, 2018

I don’t ever want to hear about presidential genitals again, which is why I’m giving an early endorsement to Ken Doll 2020.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 20, 2018

Anything described as a ‘mushroom’, other than a mushroom, is never good.