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Tom Selleck’s In Hot Water During Cali’s Drought

Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 5.44.59 PMGov. Jerry Brown ordered Tom Selleck & California’s other 39 million residents to conserve water during the Golden State’s 4-year drought where everyone complied, except Señor Selleck.Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 5.58.14 PMSelleck also stole water in 2013, but these stolen magnums of water at the end of March 2015 were days before Gov. Brown’s statewide mandatory water reduction on 5/1/15, ironically April Fools Day.Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 6.47.09 PMSelleck was gay-shamed by the media exactly 18 years ago when he publicly had to state he *wasn’t gay*, but unlike rumors, this time pretend Magnum P.I., was caught by a real life P.I.

Written By Bob Hellman
Twitter @bobhellman

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