Trump Coins New Catchphrase: “Very Legal & Very Cool”
President Trump spent years denying any business dealings in Russia carefully repeating he had no “investments” in Russia, which is true as Michael Cohen has exposed the deal to build Trump Tower Moscow was a licensing deal – meaning Trump wasn’t investing in Russia, but they were investing in him.
@MichaelCohen212 admits lying to #MuellerInvestigation re #Trump's business dealings w #Russia during campaign. He swore falsely that they were done by January 2016. In truth they lasted to June 2016. So what? Unless @realDonaldTrump or family similarly lied under oath, nothing.
— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 30, 2018
Oh, I get it! I am a very good developer, happily living my life, when I see our Country going in the wrong direction (to put it mildly). Against all odds, I decide to run for President & continue to run my business-very legal & very cool, talked about it on the campaign trail…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 30, 2018
….Lightly looked at doing a building somewhere in Russia. Put up zero money, zero guarantees and didn’t do the project. Witch Hunt!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 30, 2018
Then why did you lie about it over and over again for literal years? Seems like Trump is feeling nervous that the base isn’t getting to “collusion is very cool and very legal” quite as fast as he needs them too. https://t.co/z85UpaLyrY
— Susan Hennessey (@Susan_Hennessey) November 30, 2018
It was just some light collusion and light obstruction, your honor. All very legal and very cool.
— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) November 30, 2018
Just got “Very Legal & Very Cool” tattooed around my asshole
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) November 30, 2018
“very legal and very cool” my first words to the sentinelese people as I traipse towards them
— Jennine Khalik (@jennineak) November 30, 2018
"it's very legal and very cool" is what I say to my kids when they catch me smoking weed
— Rob Rousseau (@robrousseau) November 30, 2018
'Very legal and very cool' = 1) How the President talks about his Russian deals, and 2) How Juul markets their vapes.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) December 1, 2018
“very legal and very cool” is what very honest people say all the very time https://t.co/KSYfQsbxVz
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) December 1, 2018
“Meet my son’s Very Legal and Very Cool.” pic.twitter.com/zY6rpaK3LX
— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) November 30, 2018
It’s either “legal” or it’s “Very illegal.”