Trump, Pelosi, Schumer & Stormy Address The Nation 😂
President Trump delivered his first Oval Office speech which aired on every network while simultaneously on Instagram, Stormy Daniels streamed live folding laundry in her bedroom. Trump’s speech lasted 9 minutes and 40 seconds, which according to Stormy, is 4 times longer than their during their 2-minute stand.
If you're looking for anything even remotely worth watching tonight at 9pm EST, I will be folding laundry in my underwear for 8 minutes on Instagram live. https://t.co/GhMowscZMP
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) January 8, 2019
Stormy’s Laundry Address included music; Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’, Taylor Swift’s ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ and closing with Tom Petty’s ‘Won’t Back Down’ – Stormy concluded her Laundry Address by munching on Cheetos.
"The fact that Trump didn't mention terrorism in the speech suggests that the picture painted by the administration over the last few days of a major terrorist threat at the southern border just wasn't credible” #TrumpAddress https://t.co/IEB0ZGjdTI
— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) January 9, 2019
trump HAD 2 YRS 2 LIE WOLF, ALL BRANCHES Of GOV,&
TOTAL CORRUPT POWER☠️
WHERE WAS HIS CRISIS THEN.
WHAT HUMANITARIAN CRISIS IS HE SPEAKING OF,THE ONE WHERE HE RIPPED BABIES FROM MOMS ARMS,&⛓THEM,OR WHERE HIS ADMINISTRATION KILLED 2
7YRS OLD‼️HE HAS NO❤️ #ShutdownStories
— Cher (@cher) January 9, 2019
I’m not watching how’s the stunted reading and nose breathing
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) January 9, 2019
The President seems terrified
— Mia Farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 9, 2019
In an off-the-record lunch with TV anchors hours before his national address, President Trump made clear that he was not inclined to give the speech or go to Texas, but was talked into it by advisers, according to two people briefed on the discussion https://t.co/C6qMGiGzyd
— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 9, 2019
Trump's Oval Office address shows he's hit a wall on the border wall https://t.co/HZH67EwJiq
— Ali Velshi (@AliVelshi) January 9, 2019
Chuck and Nancy look like they're selling me a reverse mortgage.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 9, 2019
Nancy Pelosi & Chuck Schumer use their seven minutes to appeal for an end to the government shutdown. They offer no solutions to border chaos & both agree that President Trump has “manufactured” the border situation into a crisis. Not a strong presentation in my opinion.
— Bill O'Reilly (@BillOReilly) January 9, 2019
I'm confident that Trump changed a lot of minds tonight. Sorry, I meant channels.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 9, 2019
Someone explain to me why this “crisis” on the border only happened after Ds took over House? Why didn’t Rs address this “crisis” during last 2 years when they were in control and could use majority vote in Senate through reconciliation? Now threatening to blow up Constitution?
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) January 8, 2019
Somebody please add “and live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!” into the TelePrompTer.
— Late Night with Seth Meyers (@LateNightSeth) January 9, 2019
I was wondering what the real reason was for the #TrumpAddress. @Lawrence just revealed: Right after his speech Trump sent out a letter asking his base to donate ASAP to “Build The Wall”, but in fine print the money goes to Trump’s Re-election Campaign.
Lying to his own base.
— Frances Fisher (@Frances_Fisher) January 9, 2019
This entire Trump speech has the cadence of a Wheel Of Fortune contestant solving the puzzle.
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) January 9, 2019
Thank you for soooo many nice comments regarding my Oval Office speech. A very interesting experience!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 9, 2019