Trump’s Chinese Democracy Assists Big Baller, UCLA Lives Matter
UCLA basketball players detained for shoplifting in China thank Pres. Trump for his help in bringing them home: "We really appreciate you helping us out." https://t.co/D9TLjxXwnt pic.twitter.com/bMqA0lVbCm
— ABC News (@ABC) November 16, 2017
Trump got his first piece of major legislation approved by convincing China’s President Xi Jinping to release 3 UCLA players (including LiAngelo Ball) over shoplifting Louis Vuitton sunglasses, which were probably made in China.
Trump offered advice for the players after China released them tweeting wisdom normally found only in fortune cookies.
UCLA suspended the three players indefinitely, which means they’re eligible to switch schools and enroll in Trump University.