Trump’s Home Alone 🎅🏻
President Trump is spending Christmas Eve solo as his family is celebrating the holidays at Mar-a-Lago – where exactly 1-year ago Trump famously told members he “made them a lot richer.” But today, the Stock Market plunged 650 points making it the worst Christmas Eve in history for Wall Street.
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 24, 2018
I was always curious to know what Hitler’s paranoia sounded like while he hid in his bunker, as the blitzkrieg raged, during his final moments as the Nazi’s were destroyed.
— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) December 24, 2018
Famous presidential quotes:
“Four score and seven years ago”
– Abraham Lincoln
“Ask not what your country can do”
– John F. Kennedy
“I am all alone (poor me)”
– Donald Trump
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) December 24, 2018
Home Alone 6: West Wing: President, briefly abandoned on Christmas by just about everybody except Sean and Ann and Rush and Tucker, decides to pull out of Syria and shut down the govt. while trying to outwit Schumer and Pelosi as if they're Harry and Marv in original movie.
— Mike Lupica (@MikeLupica) December 24, 2018
I just realized that the plot of Home Alone 2 is actually plausible because it's entirely based on a Trump hotel committing credit card fraud.#MerryChristmas2018
— Grant Stern (@grantstern) December 24, 2018
Trump isn’t going to Mar-a-Lago with Melania and Baron for the holidays. I have this vision of the movie “Home Alone,” with Trump running around an empty WH, cheeseburger in one hand, phone in the other – ranting and tweeting, then returning to settle himself by watching FoxNews.
— Amy Siskind ?️? (@Amy_Siskind) December 24, 2018
People are whining about MY Trump Shutdown on Christmas Eve! What about ME?! I'm all alone (pour me) in the White House on Xmas Eve! The place is a mess! Dishes everywhere! NO ONE is cleaning it up! And My bedroom & pants smell really bad again! #ShutdownStories #ChristmasEve2018
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrFan) December 24, 2018
Someone needs a time-out.