Who Gives A Twit? ~ Metta's Nerd Piece ~ Jackie Martling's LOL ~ Paula Poundstone's Appalled ~ Baldwin Circumcises Levin
Metta World Peace has 12 NBA suspensions but also won the J. Walter Kennedy Citizenship Award for “outstanding service & dedication to the community.”Metta World Peace would have loads of friends if he had a normal name like Ron Artest.
Jackie Martling went from smelly comedy clubs on L.I., to fame on the Howard Stern show to quitting after refusing a $950k offer when he wanted 1 mil.Howard Stern, Sharon Osbourne & Howie Mandel would all tell Jackie “It’s a no..” if he were a contestant on America’s Got Talent.
Paula Poundstone once had a show on ABC which aired one time & was so bad, the West Coast airing was pulled after the East Coast airing’s horrible response.Paula Poundstone would be perfectly cast to play a middle aged Andy Griffith in a Lifetime Movie.
Alec Baldwin’s enjoyed the Trifecta of celebrity insanity between his ‘Little Pig‘ voice mail to his daughter, disobeying FAA rules & beating up photogs.Alec Baldwin’s completely confused assuming people need a reason to hate him other than the fact he’s ‘Alec Baldwin.’